Our bassist, young John Bobin, says:
"I think the next Prime Minister should be a bass player. We know how to get to the bottom of things and are able to drive things along. We can also work well with other colleagues and generally just keep calm and carry on, without any unnecessary fuss and drama. I only need 100 nominations. Get those "likes" going!"
He also maintains he would do a much better job than Liz Truss, and that he would stick around for a lot longer.
